jakemalik:

I could never be an astronaut, like they need to be so smart and have so much discipline, I would just float around screaming and laughing playing with food floating everywhere

pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

amerikkkanpie:

sosa-parks:

If a nigga text u randomly and Yall haven’t spoke in months he just lost all his hoes and wants to restart

Why yall leaking secrets

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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cyberho:

I allow myself 1 existential crisis daily and it usually happens right before I go to bed, like I just turn the lights off, get in bed and then I’m like ok you earned this here we go *crisis starts*